Thinking Process Under Construction*
Gay marriage for the win!
I’ve decided that I am in full support of equal rights and gay marriage. I mean there are some conservatives who say that if we legalize gay marriage them other things like murder will also be legalized. That seems like a win win for me because then I can finally be allowed to kill my roommate and that would be so awesome.
So remind me again why my roommate is allowed to listen to her music without headphones but when I do she complains?
Guys…I just realized…..all the payphones are gone
…and landlines are soon to follow…
WE’RE ALL GOING TO BE STUCK IN THE MATRIX!!!